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Cry Baby

Yesterday was one of those days when nothing specific happened. Yet, it felt like the world was on my shoulders. To all my spiritual zodiac friends is it because the moon is in Gemini? Is that what’s bothering my whole being? Because it’s not my period! I was so emotional about life, I had toContinue reading “Cry Baby”

Posted byConfessions of a Cocktail ServerApril 16, 2021April 17, 2021Posted inHumor2 Comments on Cry Baby

New Laptop…who dis?

I know you feel abandoned like the half ass parent that comes in and out of your life…. I apologize! I will make it up to you, because guess what ? Your girl just got a LAPTOP!!!! Yes, for the last five plus years I’ve been stuck under a rock or just cheap as fuck.Continue reading “New Laptop…who dis?”

Posted byConfessions of a Cocktail ServerMarch 19, 2021March 26, 2021Posted inHumorLeave a comment on New Laptop…who dis?

Fa-la-la

Dear Santa, I need about 62 stim checks and a bottle of Baccarat Rouge. Love, your favorite ho. I set a reminder to write today. Pathetic I know. It’s Christmas Eve! Everyone excited? Or did the worldly events completely drain your mind, body and spirit like mine? The mask has actually come in handy forContinue reading “Fa-la-la”

Posted byConfessions of a Cocktail ServerDecember 24, 2020December 24, 2020Posted inHumor1 Comment on Fa-la-la

Story time…

169 days since the world was turned upside down. How’s everyone doing ? I know I’m like that annoying ex who leaves you alone for a few months then pops up out of nowhere. You still love me though. It’s been extremely annoying to date before , during and after COVID. I’m literally at aContinue reading “Story time…”

Posted byConfessions of a Cocktail ServerSeptember 1, 2020January 5, 2021Posted inHumor5 Comments on Story time…

Summer 2020

Five months and counting , and I’m still here going strong! Places have begun to open up in Jersey. Atlantic City Casinos are open, yet no cocktail servers. Never thought I would see the day where you can gamble but can’t have a cocktail. Byob at the casino. Talk about roaring 20s! Prohibitions back… MyContinue reading “Summer 2020”

Posted byConfessions of a Cocktail ServerJuly 13, 2020January 5, 2021Posted inHumor1 Comment on Summer 2020

New Norm 😩

Here we are, 3 months living in a sci-fi movie. It’s seriously they most craziest shit I’ve ever experience since 9/11. I may just be a little ol’cocktail server but I think this shit is all political and fueled by greed, power, and money. Yes, the virus is real , I’m not denying that butContinue reading “New Norm 😩”

Posted byConfessions of a Cocktail ServerJune 15, 2020June 15, 2020Posted inHumor2 Comments on New Norm 😩

Lifer….

My very first cocktail job seems like ages ago! I came from being a Hooters Girl straight into the lions den. The casino. Luckily, I was able to ease my way into it because I was hired as a lounge girl first. (i.e. not on the casino floor) I’ve never held a tray in myContinue reading “Lifer….”

Posted byConfessions of a Cocktail ServerApril 10, 2020April 11, 2020Posted inHumorLeave a comment on Lifer….

What day is it ? This is seriously something out of a movie. Just like any other world disaster I’m sure film makers are in the works for this one. I almost made T-shirt’s and still might. Even though my mom thought it was offensive. “I survived Quarantine 2020” with cocktails underneath. I mean IContinue reading

Posted byConfessions of a Cocktail ServerMarch 28, 2020February 5, 2021Posted inHumor1 Comment on

Quarantine & chill

Yesterday I witnessed something never before. The casino closed. Since 1978, the Atlantic City casinos have only closed 5 times , including yesterday. All for Hurricanes. I am in disbelief how crazy this “buy all the toilet paper and chicken,” virus is. The world is completely gone nuts. I feel like I’m in a badContinue reading “Quarantine & chill”

Posted byConfessions of a Cocktail ServerMarch 18, 2020Posted inHumor3 Comments on Quarantine & chill

Get me tissues please…

Warning : not my usual content 😢 Honestly, I wasn’t going to write about this. I wasn’t going to expose this side of my life. I like to keep it light, keep it funny. This has been weighing on me heavy. I have to. Writing is my passion, it’s my outlet. I figure we allContinue reading “Get me tissues please…”

Posted byConfessions of a Cocktail ServerMarch 17, 2020February 28, 2021Posted inHumor1 Comment on Get me tissues please…

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