Author Archives: Confessions of a Cocktail Server

Valentine’s Day again ? A day to show the one you can’t stand 364 days out of the year how much you really love them. Like working 40 hrs a week or taking care of a house, kids, dogs, cat, hamster doesn’t scream baby I love you. This over priced candy and card most definitelyContinueContinue reading “1-800 flowers”

Twenty-eight days into 2019 and I’m already over it. Government shut downs, stupid plastic bag fees, fuckn R Kelly running around free, what the hell is going on? But hey, I’m a year older! My birthday just passed. Another year older, another year wiser? Yeh, that’s a no for me. Still making the same badContinueContinue reading “another year older”

I can pretty much throw myself in the pile with shitty corporate America. Since they rush every single friggn Holiday! Which means that I completely skipped over bitching about  thanksgiving, and jumped straight to bitching about Christmas. At least I waited until after December 1st. Unlike you people with your damn trees. Here we are.ContinueContinue reading “Mixin’ n Mingling 🌲❤️”

Is halloween even a holiday? Either way it’s my favorite! Not only because of candy. I’ve loved playing dress up since I was three. Plus what human doesn’t want an excuse to dress like a hoe? Just kidding mom. Seriously though I love looking at everyone’s costumes, handing out candy to the little ones, andContinueContinue reading “Trick or Treat”

I feel like I’ve betrayed my loyal followers, but I’m here to make it up to you. Like that ex who comes back around again and again because you’re awesome! That’s me. So take me back, I promise it’ll be different baby! Summers over, well for most of you. I’ll be chasing summer up andContinueContinue reading “Worlds worst blogger…”

If you read my very post , I’ve been in the food and beverage industry for awhile. I’ve made friends with customers sometimes have formed family like relationships. I was randomly thinking of this guy I met when I was maybe 18 years old. Disclosure: he was not a boyfriend or even a guy IContinueContinue reading “Poker face”

There’s a first for everything right? I opened my first casino and I’m alive to write about it. Three weeks of training leading up to hell week. I’m tired, just came down with the flu in the middle of summer, and my big toes hurt. Jesus take the wheel, into a wall please. I’ve openedContinueContinue reading “Cocktail Etiquette”

So I’m in Florida. Visiting my twenty something sister. She takes me to this pool party Saturday. I was picturing a Vegas day party or Atlantic City’s “The Pool” at Harrahs . First sign that this is not what we’re about to get into: A phone call from her boyfriend asking what we want toContinueContinue reading “pool party”

When you’re flying solo and there’s a hot guy next to you, but he’s dry as hell. Boring. Quiet. Awkward. I’m over here with 8 Fireball shooters and Rumchatas. Including my usual Xanex I need to fly. God forbid we go down at least I’ll go drunk and not feel shit. Just saying. I’m aboutContinueContinue reading “wheels up”

So I’m standing in line waiting to book a flight. (Catch flights not feelings) There’s a cute couple in front of me and the girl is on the phone. Typically, I’m ear hustling the convo. She’s on the phone with her friend giving her advice and basically consoling her about a fuck boy . WhenContinueContinue reading “Sucker free”