Author Archives: Confessions of a Cocktail Server

Sometimes on Saturday nights we go out after work. It’s only right that we recycle our tips into the hands of the bartenders over pouring our drinks. I still havent decided if this is a good or bad thing. I guess it’s good while it’s happening and bad when it takes me three days toContinueContinue reading “drunk girl in the bathroom”

Going to the bank  has to be one of the most awkward moments for a cocktail server. At least for me it is. I imagine the thoughts going on in the tellers head go something like this : Wow she did good last night. I wonder what her stage name is ? I wonder ifContinueContinue reading “Dollar dollar bills y’all “

I was in the high limit slot station last night. Split down the middle with my co-worker. She was on one side I had the other. High limit slots is kind of a big deal. It’s likely you can get generous people who tip well regardless if they win a jack pot or not. Other timesContinueContinue reading “About last night …..”

On my way back from my second vacay this month! Yes, yes I know must be nice.Well ur DAMN right ! (Honeymoon Island) I went to Florida to visit my little sis for her birthday. I’ve been partying since early January (my birthday month ) so this trip I had to keep it low-key. I’mContinueContinue reading “Living full time “

This entry is dedicated to my Miami trip woes… and to cherry with a “T” wherever  you are…. The perks of working weekends is the ability to take a mid week vacation! I literally just came home from a three day get away in Miami. Nothing like 80 degree weather in February while all yourContinueContinue reading “Going up on a Tuesday …”

In honor of the Super Bowl I’ll share some times from good old Hooters. Way back when I was skinny. What screams football more than your favorite wings?  Football season was a pretty cool time while working at Hooters. Aside from being in the weeds and seventy five people are asking to put “their” specificContinueContinue reading “Mild.Medium.Hot”

I dedicate this entry to Tiff and Beth…. In this industry you deal with the good, the bad, and the ugly. Sometimes there are super normal people and other times there are creepy ones. Tonight’s story is about the creepy ones. The perverts who you just sceeve. That might not be a word but whereContinueContinue reading “Instant violation …”

Last night was the worst night ever, to wear Spanx. (Aka girdle aka make me look skinny please.) I was in quite the festive mood for work. I did my hair in bow and put on some red lipstick to get this holiday weekend started. Why not try to look skinny and throw on myContinueContinue reading “‘Tis the season”

It’s Tuesday and I always like to recap my prevoius work week. Well here it goes: ‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house …. it was dead. The week before Christmas is always rough in this industry. No one is out spending money at the casino. Although there are a few exceptions:ContinueContinue reading “‘Twas the week before Christmas …”

Today was a first. Today I tried hot yoga. I almost died. I can barely balance a full tray of drinks let alone balance my body during tree pose. I love yoga though. I’ve done it about ten times and loved it. This time was different. The room was 90 degrees. No offense, but IContinueContinue reading “Hot yoga …. no bueno “