Category Archives: Humor

Valentine’s Day. I’ve had my share of good Valentines. Unlike many singles who dread this commercial holiday, I use to be that girl boasting how much I’m in love on social media. I know! You hate me now right ? One year my bf covered his whole house in rose petals that led upstairs. Yes,ContinueContinue reading “Valentines xo”

PSA: prepare to read posts all day long about new year new me … spiritual quotes… leaving exes, friendships, bullshit all in 2017. I mean I’ve been seeing them since thanksgiving. Meanwhile everyone’s preparing to get shit faced, picking out glittery one pieces and schmedium express button ups. All just to wake up with regretContinueContinue reading “New Year Same You”

Usually I’m full of Christmas spirit. This year it’s more like can’t wait to be drunk and fall into someone’s tree. I did a bunch of online shopping this year to avoid people and being drunk in public. There’s no way I could shop the crowds sober. Can you ? You’re my hero if so.ContinueContinue reading “Cup of cheer”

Well, well, what do we have here ? The biggest party night next to NYE. You don’t say? …. A night where you might bump into your high school sweetheart or you arch enemy. In my case all my little sisters friends who are wondering why the hell I’m even out. Jk. I’m still legit.ContinueContinue reading “eve of thanks ….”

I need to vent about this new age dating system we have going on here. I’m very open-minded and I believe everyone deserves to find love, feel attractive, have fun and the obvious, have sex. So if all that can be accomplished in the palm of your hand than wow ! Fuckn wow! We areContinueContinue reading “bumble it is”

Welp, here we are folks. How the hell is it Labor Day weekend ? Anyone? It’s already I have no idea how to dress weather! Today even smelled like school. Ew! September 1st I really don’t like you. I mean I love fall but can we not talk about it or do anything pumpkin flavoredContinueContinue reading “The last hurrah !! “

slot girl- slang for cocktail server with not enough senority to work in table games. i e . peasant. We sling drinks for players on penny slots all the way up to 100 dollars a spin. It’s not rocket science that we can also get tipped like peasants begging for crumbs of bread. I wasContinueContinue reading “Red bottoms…”

I’m pretty sure no little girl grows up with dreams of being a cocktail server. I know that I didn’t.  I actually wanted to be on tv. I’ll probably be throwing my age out there with this one. I wanted to be on the show Blossom. I was in love with Joey Lawrence! For funContinueContinue reading “Cocktails & dreams “

I’ve been slacking on my macking. Aka I haven’t blogged in forever it feels like. I need to write about last weekend before I forget. In my lovely work establishment, I am cross trained to work on the casino floor as well as inside a lounge where people pay for drinks. In the lounge thereContinueContinue reading “Not your momma’s dress!”

I’m the queen of early outs. It’s funny though, I never make it home early. I’m easily persuaded to grab drink and stuff my face. Friday night we went to Tony’s because their pizza is crack and we love the old lady waitresses.  “Whatta ya having hun?” That night was different though. The bar side wasContinueContinue reading “Pizza 🍕”