Category Archives: Humor

Most annoying things people do & say when ordering drinks in the casino … Not ranked in any order : 1. Asking for light ice or no ice to get a stronger drink. 2. Ordering more then one drink for imaginary husbands or wives. 3. Not tipping bc you don’t have change. 4. Not tippingContinue reading “The list ….”

I get to meet very special people while cocktailing in these fine establishments. Most are crazy degenerates. Yet, every now an again we get some gems. Last night I was blessed with one. Let me set the tone for you. Wednesday in Atlantic City after Labor Day. Do I need to spell out depressing? NoContinue reading “Hidden Gems”

It’s about damn time I wrote about how fucking weird summer’19 has been for me. Anyone else ?? Now that the retrograde is over , is it ? I have no clue, but I still feel like I’m suppose to be in Maui on a yacht. Instead I’m chasing White Claws with vodka to keepContinue reading “No laws…”

Here we go kids! My 99th Memorial Day weekend in the casino industry. While all you guys are getting wasted on your boats or at your back yard BBQs, I’ll be slinging them drinks to my favorite degenerate gambles. You know, the ones who stop me mid walk, with 30 cocktails on my tray. AskingContinue reading “MDW 19”

I was in a relationship for ten years of my life and now I guess I’m going to spend the next ten weeding through the lames, fuck boys , and situationships. Jesus didn’t drive, so someone better take the wheel or I’m going to steer off the Walt Whitman. (Joking) When I newly became singleContinue reading “single as a pringle”

Slinging cocktails to degenerate gamblers has its perks. I’m happy to say, the struggles of arthritis in my left wrist and terrible lower back pain is all worth it. When I’m on a flight to Florida that is. Had to escape the 20 degree weather in Jersey. Went to Disney World yesterday, one of myContinue reading “Disney Chic”

Valentine’s Day again ? A day to show the one you can’t stand 364 days out of the year how much you really love them. Like working 40 hrs a week or taking care of a house, kids, dogs, cat, hamster doesn’t scream baby I love you. This over priced candy and card most definitelyContinue reading “1-800 flowers”

Twenty-eight days into 2019 and I’m already over it. Government shut downs, stupid plastic bag fees, fuckn R Kelly running around free, what the hell is going on? But hey, I’m a year older! My birthday just passed. Another year older, another year wiser? Yeh, that’s a no for me. Still making the same badContinue reading “another year older”

I can pretty much throw myself in the pile with shitty corporate America. Since they rush every single friggn Holiday! Which means that I completely skipped over bitching about  thanksgiving, and jumped straight to bitching about Christmas. At least I waited until after December 1st. Unlike you people with your damn trees. Here we are.Continue reading “Mixin’ n Mingling 🌲❤️”

Is halloween even a holiday? Either way it’s my favorite! Not only because of candy. I’ve loved playing dress up since I was three. Plus what human doesn’t want an excuse to dress like a hoe? Just kidding mom. Seriously though I love looking at everyone’s costumes, handing out candy to the little ones, andContinue reading “Trick or Treat”